WE DIE HERE…
Water
don pass garri o. Most times I wonder why and how on earth
a perfect gentleman like me became a Nigerian. I’m sure many of you are still
in Wonderland about this too, but please don’t go and price sniper o – we all
die here. Anyway sha, I’m so loving the thrills and frills that come with being
a citizen of Naija. A country made up of people with different shades and drama
that reverberates like a clanging cymbal.
It
is only in this country that somebody will post something educative and inspiring
on social media and get only 5 likes contributed by 3 good family members and 2
loyal friends. But post gossip matters and boom! You will get 15k
likes, 150k comments, 500k shares. Worse still you will get more “social
media haters” and “pepper dem gang” friends. Then a
group of
small girls with a big God looking like maps after several encounters
with bleaching cream will be there envying you especially if your post
is about a recent achievement. This one is a very serious it is a gen-gen
something o! It is now even worse na sef; it’s now one week, one trouble – from
rape then ruga to now senator slappy slappy. I tire sef for these wahalas
walai!
Lemme
advice you na but you wee say I did not teh you, if you don’t want to buy
original fake things, then avoid looking at things when using public transport.
Yes o, you wee see one somebody selling Apple phones and laptops, and they will
boast they ordered it directly from Steve Jobs, the brain behind the
inventions. Buy it and sorry will be your name. Nonsense and ingredients! Me
sef I tire for you that even thought of buying it. Abi you don’t have sense or
are you a yahoo person?
Then
you wee see people selling the national lunch-pack of every Nigerian – Gala and
Lacasera. The way these sellers will pursue after your bus if you tell them you
want to buy will make you wonder why Naija is yet to produce an athlete as good
as Usain Bolt. It’s not our concern sef. After buying, it is either the gala is
expired or the lacasera is not full (maybe the seller drank it to use it to
press conscience).
Anyway sha this is what makes this country
sweet sef. All these drama will make you forget that there is hardship in the
country. Finally there’s no place like home.
Enjoy
my contri pipo till next time we meet. My name na Obichi
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